Minutes 1-2: Round up Michelle and kids, give finger to Bush and Cheney, head to Oval Office
Minute 3: Remove stupid flag pin from lapel
Minutes 10-13: Sneak out to Rose Garden for a quick smoke
Minute 25: Go on Facebook; put out a friend request to Ahmadinejad (with no preconditions)
Minute 26: Remind Biden to “shut his f*#king cakehole”
Minutes 45-48: Sneak out to Rose Garden for a quick smoke
Minutes 65-67: Delete “private” Scarlett Johansson photos before surrendering Blackberry to Secret Service
Minutes 91-99: Do a little blow
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